Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...