Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...