Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...