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Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...