DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...