About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....