The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...