A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...