Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...