Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...