Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...