Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...