The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!