Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...