Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...