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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...