Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...