How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...