What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...