A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
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|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...