A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...