True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!