The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...