Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...