Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....