The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...