Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...