Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked