What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...