Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...