Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...