Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...