Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...