Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...