What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
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I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The politically correct Christmas
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