The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
The Eighteen Bottles
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A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
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