To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!