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Twas the night before X-mas
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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
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Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
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