Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!