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The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
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Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
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In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...