A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...