Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!