Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...