Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...