Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...