Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...