If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob