Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...