How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...