A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...