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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
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Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Black and White, and Red all over?
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Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...